Like a post-post-modern man.

Well, after my first day as a cellular user, I remembered to turn it on, and saw that I had one text message and seven missed calls.

TEXT (PARENTS) -> YOU HAVE OUR KEYS
MISSED CALL (PARENTS)
MISSED CALL (PARENTS)
MISSED CALL (PARENTS)
MISSED CALL (PARENTS)
MISSED CALL (PARENTS)
MISSED CALL (PARENTS)
MISSED CALL (PARENTS)

Oops. Looks like I still have to get the hang of this.