On that note, today I went to the dentist for the first time in nine years.
He was perfectly congenial, but during his initial inspection, he said something I never thought I'd hear from a dentist.
"Denton, I hope you won't be offended by my saying this..."
"...but you've got the biggest mouth I've ever seen."
Wait. What?
I can't possibly imagine why he'd lie about such a thing... but that would mean he's telling the truth, which I understand even less. I'm frightened and confused, and none of this makes any sense.
Although it might explain a few things about karaoke night.
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