However... remember that six-hour drive I took this weekend? This idea leapt into my brain around hour number two, and refused to let go -- for which I'm grateful. Behold:

Honestly, I love this so much, I'm considering slapping a "Vote for Denton" sign at the bottom of it. If nothing else, it would treat us to a press conference where a councillor for a city named Medicine Hat says that ninjas are silly.
But that's only half the story. Really, this couldn't possibly be complete without the following:

Forget bumper stickers -- I think this is the closest I've ever come to wanting a tattoo.
Your thoughts?