I'm now checked into the Adelaide Hostel in San Francisco, two blocks north of The Hotel California.
Obviously, though, it's *A* Hotel California. It couldn't possibly be *The* Hotel California.
The hostel is pretty groovy. In every sense of the word -- the bathrooms are 40cm wide, but a girl offered me a basket of strawberries. She had too many strawberries, you see.
mojo status: 5/100