When people ask me to describe the new condo, I tell them "It's 75 meters square (800 square feet) -- not that large, but larger than my current apartment, and more than enough for a single guy like myself." They'll nod, and fondly reminisce of the days when they were unfettered by responisibility, and could simply live according to their desires. Not that they'd ever trade places, but they're sincerely happy for me, and understand that I'm carefree and content.
And then there are days like today, when I realise I've been shampooing with conditioner for the past six days.
Ah, well. It's not like my hair is my best feature, anyway.