26.10.06

Bon appetit.

I was putting together a blackberry jam sandwich this morning with a knife I grabbed from the counter. It was only halfway through making the sandwich that I realised there had been a yellow residue on the knife. That worried me... but then I remembered it wasn't any mystery substance, but rather some hot mustard from last night, so I continued.

It wasn't until I finished making the sandwich that I realised: it's probably not right to be so nonchalant when making a jam-and-mustard sandwich. It wasn't that bad -- kind of like a jelly doughnut that makes your sinuses run -- but still.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are you sure it was mustard? Afterall, one can't be too careful when making a jam sandwich.

Anonymous said...

How many other substances are yellow make your sinuses run?

Err ... actually, try not to think about it. It's best to hope it's mustard.

-T