Naturally, it was great to find out he was a balloonist, but the second half of the title was equally impressive. Why don't we do that more often, and give ourselves a title for which it's a pleasure to embody?
And now, let us fast forward to the present day, when I've just learned that our local Roller Derby team, The Gas City Rollers, are hosting another derby on June 4th. Not only that, but they've listed sponsorship options on their website... and it's a tempting option indeed. Buy two tickets, chip in an extra $30, and get your business card in the program. Or, as I read it... chip in an extra $30, and they print the business card of your choosing.
Now, my only question is this: which job should I claim to have?
I could go mysterious:
Bossa Nova Hero
"If you need him... he'll find you."
I could try to make a difference in this horrible world:
Spelling and Apostrophe Consultant
Or I could try to skew to the unexpected:
Scorpion and Spider products
(wholesale discounts available)
Perhaps I could live out a dream:
Prairie Discoveries and Arctic Expeditions
I could try a pop culture reference...
Former Spanish Monarch and Zamboni Driver
Or, I could just take the GWAR option.
Cosmic Starlord and Destroyer of Prophecy
I've still got a few days to make my choice. Any ideas?