I should really buy some gloves.

It's a bit odd in a hockey game when a player loses a stick, but by the time he scrambles to retrieve it, everyone's forgotten about it.

When a curling broom skitters across the ice, though, it's a bit worse.

But even that isn't too bad -- sweeping takes a lot of quick motions, right? You try to change your grip, and your hand fumbles.

If only I were that lucky. No, this morning I was calling a shot as the skip.

"All right, I want a guard over--" *swoosh* *clatter* *skid* "--over where I'm now pointing."

There's a reason our team's called the Flaming Disasters, you see.

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Canadian explorer. Chemist by training, biologist by nature. Long-time supporter and participant in National Novel Writing Month. Known as "Aquadeo" in most Internet circles. Also known as "that guy with the pants" to people who have seen me in certain pants.