Me: "I'll be back in a second; I just have to go to the men's room to clean out this bowl of bruschetta."
(a slight pause)
Officemate: "What's the problem?"
Me: "Oh, I'm just wondering if it'll clog the toilet -- but then again, I've puked way worse than this."
They tell me I'm developing a reputation in these parts.
*No, of course she's not an archives clerk. She's a government employee with the